I had the foresight to wear a sleeveless shirt to not disappoint her
People joke about how Samus is a bounty hunter who does not hunt bounties, but will forget that the Space Pirates aren’t even real pirates.
They are slavers and colonizers who believe that they are the rightful ruler of any planet they conquer. The only thing they do that is even close to piracy is occasionally raid and steal shit from enemies.
So does everyone else who has been at war.
“Space Pirate“ isn’t even a nickname that their enemies gave them. It’s what they call themselves.
Metroid is a franchise about people who call themselves names just because it sounds cool.
